After taking some Milk of Magnesia, I decided to kill some time between now and my inevitable sprint to the facilities by doing a google image search for “Milk of Magnesia,” in the hopes that it might give me some premonition of what I’m in store for. Early on in the pages, I found this:

More after the jump…

Then, on the 27th page (yes, I click that far along,) I found this:

The page describing the process of making Whale Milk Ice Cream can be found here.

My favorite quote?
“My method is pretty much what you would expect, I put on my scuba gear and swim under the whale and grab on to one of its teats. ”
But it was REALLY hard to pick just one.

Even stranger, this is a sub-page not linked to on the site’s front page. The front page, in fact, makes no mention of Whale’s Milk or ice cream, but offers three links to statistics (allegedly, I was too scared at this point to click them) about the presidential candidates in the following categories: democrats, republicans, individuals. I’m pretty confused.

Also, I’m unsure how to categorize this post. Whales makes me think of pets, ice cream makes me think of food, presidential candidates makes me think of news, google image search makes me think of tech, and milk of magnesia makes me think of health.

Speaking of Milk of Magnesia; I gotta run. Later.