And it went a lil’ somethin’ like this:

1) Whitney Port (of The Hills) sees my picture on Facebook and thinks I’m her best friend who lives in New York.
2) Adam Devillo (The Producer) sends me a message asking me to call him.
3) I think this is the greatest pretend message I’ve ever gotten, and Colin calls back. Turns out it’s ACTUALLY ADAM DEVILLO.
4) I call Adam D. back and tell him that he’s nuts.
5) Colin and I wrote about it here.
6) Gawker gets a tip, writes it up; WE NOW KNOW WHO THE REAL SLIM SHADY IS.
7) I am so not the real slim shady.
8) The real slim shady is uglier than a leprachon getting a handjob from a potato in a gas station bathroom on a bed of pizza flavored pringle crumbs.
9) I feel kinda magical.

Thanks.

Update: