They grow up so fast, don’t they.

Dolls became DUIs.
Fairies became photo shoots.
Unicorns became coke habits.

Haikus about Entry Level Alts

entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape

entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts

entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me

Entry level alt
Why aren’t u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.

Let’s go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft

U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout

[Original pic and poetry via HRO]